Cadbury's at it again

Again.

With the ad.

How is THIS related to eating chocolate?!

Hahaha.

Let's chomp on some choc while we figure it out, shall we?

P.S - Did you miss us? I doubt we'll be getting any replies on that...

the ronnie how adventure

For those of you who remembered, Mr Ronnie How here left us in Brissie (and gave us a REALLY short notice about it) sometime in February this year.  This fella found out that we three monkeys were heading home for the summer break and planned (yet another short notice)  an impromptu trip to Kuching. SO, given the kancheongness of the situation, Lyn played hostess and offered her apartment for Ronnie to crash at for the whole 8 days.

Knowing Ronnie How (don't mind the "formal" name calling, it's the only way we call him by name), it didn't take long for him to drop his 'paiseh-ness' and made himself at home.

What CAN you do in Kuching for 8 days, you ask? 

We ask ourselves the same question everyday too. 

Sigh. 

"Where you want to go today, Ronnie?"

"What you wanna do today, Ronnie?"

"What you want to makan today, Ronnie?" 

We kept him entertained. 

(with a complimentary Munkie for abuse)

We kept him company. 

(when he refused to sleep alone in the apartment after watching Lyn's collection of pochong DVDs)

We fed him well.

(VERY well, I must add)

We even let him play with the car.

We brought him sight-seeing.

(although there was nothing much to see)

And before you know it, it was time for him to leave us. AGAIN.

Thus, the Ronnie How adventure ended well. If not in Kuching, or Brissie, we'll probably have another chance meeting with our Ronnie How in Singapore :)

And so, it was the end of a fun week out. 

And the beginning of a dreadful row of babysitting boredom.

Owh well, I had my fun.

sweet summer break escape!

Summer heat has just kicked in.

Exams will be over in two weeks time.

 

And the girls of bardon are heading home.

survivor season 75 - earth

Ever wondered how will watching movies come in handy when you're suddenly in deep shit?

Highly inspired by Yahoo's list of Hollywood Movie Apocolypse, humankind will now be more

 prepared for the end of the world when it comes in whatever form.

 

...Presenting...

Girls of Bardon's

Guide to Surviving

the End of the World

Cause #1 : Angry toys

Think : Child's Play, Small Soldiers, Puppet Master

What You Can Do : Be nice to your toys and keep them tied and locked up in a SECURED place when not in use (i.e: safe deposit vaults)

Cause #2 : Falling chunks of meteors

Think : Armageddon, Deep Impact

What You Can Do : Avoid living in major cities with easily recognizable landmarks (i.e: NYC's Statue of Liberty, Paris' Eiffel Tower, London's Big Ben, etc.)

Cause #3 : Outbreak of viral infection

Think : I am Legend, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Resident Evil (1, 2, 3)

What You Can Do : Stay healthy to avoid mutation. Eat your vegies and LOTSA Vitamin C.

Cause #4 : Alien invasion

Think : Mars Attack, War of the Worlds, Independence Day

What You Can Do : Build an underground safehouse and stock up on supplies. Don't be an American (aliens seem to prefer them more than Asians).

Cause #5 : Angry Mother Nature / Greenhouse effect / Global Warming

Think : The Day After Tomorrow, Waterworld, The Happening

What You Can Do : Don't piss Mother Nature off. RECYCLE!

Cause #6 : Imaginary freaks and monsters

Think : Stephen King's IT, Nightmare on Elm Street

What You Can Do : Avoid clowns, period. Never piss off a weirdo who might take revenge on your kids in the future. Get Jason to kick Freddy's ass.

Cause # 7 : Zombies 

Think : Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Michael Jackson's Thriller videoclip!

What You Can Do : Do lots of target practise, aiming for the head. Build up stamina on running.

Cause #. 8 : Angry robots

Think : Terminator (1, 2, 3), The Matrix 3: Revolution

What You Can Do : Monitor your iPhone/iPods for any suspicious activities.

Cause # 9 : Angry evil children

Think : Children of the Damned, Children of the Corn, The Omen

What You Can Do : Avoid blonde kids who travel in packs. Also avoid kids with the evil stare regardless of cuteness.

Cause #10 : Satan

Think : Constantine, Devil's Advocate, The Prophecy, The Exorcist

What You Can Do : Go to church. Invest in Holy Water.

In the end, there is only one important lesson to be learnt here.

Fact : Watching tv IS educational.

So keep watching. 

Your life might depend on it.

The End.

if you're celebrating...